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ineedmassage has made $22k on Polymarket across 1,119 markets, winning 69% of the ones that resolved. Economics is the strength: $2.1k over 87 positions, mostly Markets markets, with Crypto next at $1.4k. Right now it holds 47 open positions worth $16k, the largest on “Will Trump pardon Ryan Salame before 2027?” (No). A high-accuracy account: right far more often than wrong. It spreads small stakes widely, about $1.6k per market. Full profile on Polynyx ↗
| Market | Outcome | Shares |
|---|---|---|
| Will Trump pardon Ryan Salame before 2027? | No | 4k |
| Another S&P 500 Company buys Bitcoin by December 31, 2026? | No | 3k |
| 2026 Balance of Power: R Senate, R House | No | 1k |
| Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027? | No | 1k |
| Israel and Syria normalize relations by December 31, 2026? | No | 963 |
| Will Trump pardon Julian Assange before 2027? | No | 762 |
| Will Trump pardon Donald Brodie before 2027? | No | 764 |
| Will Trump pardon Stefan Brodie before 2027? | No | 748 |
| Will Scott Jennings be the next White House Press Secretary? | No | 453 |
| Another US debt downgrade before 2027? | No | 361 |
| Will Japan recognize Palestine before 2027? | No | 330 |
| Will Trump pardon Diddy before 2027? | No | 306 |
| Wallet | P&L | 30d P&L |
|---|---|---|
| ImJustKen | $2.0M | $1.6M |
| timetowander | $1.1M | $1.3M |
| CoffeeDespiser | $1.1M | $992k |
| Abkha | $901k | $901k |
| LlamaLoco0000 | $790k | $865k |
| 0xa3a4… | $1.6M | $846k |
| eventalpha26 | $845k | $845k |
| flawfence | $1.1M | $827k |
| duderr | $1.7M | $809k |
| The Spirit of Ukraine>UMA | $1.6M | $711k |
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