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xtxpleasecallme has made $192k on Polymarket across 115,306 markets, winning 61% of the ones that resolved — $173k realized and $20k still open. Tech & Science is the strength: $17k over 522 positions, mostly AI markets, with Pop Culture next at $13k. Right now it holds 3,000 open positions worth $299k, the largest on “Will OpenAI have the best Text-to-Image AI at the end of De…” (No). It spreads small stakes widely, about $288 per market. Full profile on Polynyx ↗
| Market | Outcome | Shares |
|---|---|---|
| Will OpenAI have the best Text-to-Image AI at the end of December 2026? | No | 2k |
| Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by December 31? | Yes | 4k |
| Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the December 2026 meeting? | No | 605 |
| Anduril vs Lockheed Martin - higher valuation on December 31? | Anduril | 1k |
| Will OpenAI's IPO valuation be between $1.75T and $2.0T? | Yes | 3k |
| 2026 Balance of Power: D Senate, D House | Yes | 551 |
| Canza FDV above $50M one day after launch? | No | 1k |
| Will the Democratic Party candidate win the 2026 Maine gubernatorial election by 10%-15%? | Yes | 730 |
| Nigel Farage out as Reform UK leader by March 31, 2027? | Yes | 2k |
| Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by March 31, 2027? | No | 476 |
| Will Canza launch a token by December 31, 2027? | No | 840 |
| Will "How to Write a Song About You" from Power Ballad be nominated for Best Original Song at the 99th Academy Awards? | Yes | 682 |
| Wallet | P&L | 30d P&L |
|---|---|---|
| aHjCz | $1.3M | $1.2M |
| Abkha | $901k | $901k |
| eventalpha26 | $845k | $845k |
| flawfence | $1.1M | $827k |
| dromedaryy | $688k | $619k |
| tdrhrhhd | $2.3M | $565k |
| e46m3 | $1.4M | $539k |
| Yeueu | $472k | $523k |
| 77FcD | $499k | $499k |
| 88888x88888 | $307k | $307k |
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